iePolitics: Women over 50

This is attributed to Andy Rooney.  Can’t say if that is true or not but there are a lot of other truths in this passage:

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50.
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night & ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think. Continue reading

iePolitics: A Little Humor

WHY PARENTS DRINK

A mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.  Then she saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Mom.’ With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you.  I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.  But it’ s not only the passion . . . Mom she’s pregnant. Continue reading